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Les 20 meilleures punchlines de PNL

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Il y a deux ans, PNL sortait leur premier album : Que La Famille. Personne (ou presque) ne connait les 2 frères à ce moment là. Deux ans plus tard, Tarik et Nabil ont sorti 3 albums. Le dernier album Dans la légende est triple disque de platine. En deux ans, le chemin parcouru est immense.

À chaque nouveau clip sur Youtube, c’est souvent plusieurs millions de vues en 24h. Comme ils le disent eux-même, « leurs clips méritent le festival de Cannes ». Les deux frères ont déjà tourné des clips aux 4 coins du monde. Et ils ne s’arrêteront pas, car ce qu’ils veulent, c’est « Le monde Chico ».

Voici une sélection des 20 meilleures (selon nous) punchlines de PNL. À vous de juger 🙂

1. « Mes gouttes de sueur ont l’odeur d’l’Enfer »

2. « Garde le double des clefs salut je quitte la Terre »

3. « Le temps c’est d’la money, j’ai pas d’montre, j’ai des sous »

4. « Le soleil se lève, temps et soucis dessinent le visage. La lune prend le relais, lance un dernier baiser dans l’virage »

5. « Plus très loin du sommet, j’veux garder les pieds sur terre, je garde une photo d’en bas »

6. « Leur victoire a le goût du sperme, ma défaite aura l’odeur du cash »

7. « Un jour j’suis tombé, pour apprendre à me relever »

8. « J’voulais leur donner de l’amour mais ils préfèrent qu’on leur baise leur mère ! »

9. « J’suis sur le cul d’une étoile filante »

10. « La manière dont tu comptes en dit long sur ce que t’as brassé, celle dont tu pompes en dit long sur ce que t’as sucé »

11. « Je n’ai plus peur du noir, je suis rassuré par le violet »

12. « Payant comme une vue sur la mer, gratuit comme une vue sur Uranus »

13. « J’ai pas tourné la page, je l’ai déchirée »

14. « Il pleut des balles à la météo, j’vois pas d’étoiles à part au tel-hô »

15. « Chez moi on dit qu’au fond du trou, jette un homme il ressort avec une arme »

16. « J’ai le cœur qui bande devant billets verts »

17. « Ce monde sale m’aveugle, j’verrai pas l’auréole au dessus de ta tête »

18. « J’ai pas l’temps d’te baiser j’t’oublie dans une branlette aussitôt je retourne charbonner »

19. « Avant j’étais moche dans la tess, maintenant j’plait à Eva Mendes »

20. « On t’oublie pas, on t’remplace »

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